There’s a Pressing Issue on Our City’s Streets, and It’s Not Topless Women

As is his wont, Gov. Andrew Cuomo has recently taken a keen interest in muscling his way into New York City issues.

Cuomo demonstrated his crisis-management acumen by elbowing Mayor Bill de Blasio and the city Department of Health to take control of a Legionnaire’s outbreak in the south Bronx. He then felt the need to weigh in on the “desnudas” – the topless, painted women who take selfies with Times Square tourists for money, saying this bare-chested menace “needs to be stopped” and warning of a return to the Times Square of yesteryear, replete with porn and prostitutes.